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Thursday, February 23rd, 2006
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| 6:50a |
Duckybabyicide is the killing of duckybaby. - You share your birthday with Jess.
- Finding Jess on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
- If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Jess for the rest of the day.
- Contrary to popular belief, Jess is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
- Jess can taste with her feet!
- Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Jess!
- Jess once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
- Americans discard enough Jess to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
- Jess can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak.
- Two grams of Jess provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
- Duckybaby can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!
- It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be duckybaby.
- The eye of an ostrich is bigger than duckybaby.
- It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at duckybaby.
- If you break duckybaby, you will get seven years of bad luck.
- Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are duckybaby.
- If you drop duckybaby from the top of the Empire State Building, she will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
- Duckybabyicide is the killing of duckybaby.
- Duckybaby has four noses.
- Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and duckybaby has 7.
this was so awesome and made me laugh so hard that i had to do it twice. and why do i have less chromosomes than a pea? that hardly seems fair. someone else do this i want to see what you get, because i am not enough of a loser to just sit here and type in names over and over and again to let the hilarity continue. no, i refuse! Current Mood: amusedCurrent Music: wcsh news center 6 |
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