Finding Jess on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Jess for the rest of the day.
Contrary to popular belief, Jess is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases she may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
Jess can taste with her feet!
Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Jess!
Jess once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest.
Americans discard enough Jess to rebuild their entire commercial air fleet every 3 months.
Jess can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak.
Two grams of Jess provide enough energy to power a television for over twenty-three hours.
Duckybaby can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long!
It takes a lobster approximately 7 years to grow to be duckybaby.
The eye of an ostrich is bigger than duckybaby.
It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at duckybaby.
If you break duckybaby, you will get seven years of bad luck.
Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are duckybaby.
If you drop duckybaby from the top of the Empire State Building, she will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
Duckybabyicide is the killing of duckybaby.
Duckybaby has four noses.
Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and duckybaby has 7.
this was so awesome and made me laugh so hard that i had to do it twice. and why do i have less chromosomes than a pea? that hardly seems fair. someone else do this i want to see what you get, because i am not enough of a loser to just sit here and type in names over and over and again to let the hilarity continue. no, i refuse!
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