Current mood:	tired
Current music:	the tv is teaching me to make bread

the pump in our septic system broke yesterday and i can't shower and i feel SO DISGUSTING IT'S UNBELIEVABLE (or to quote the gay commercial on tv ... IT'S CRUMBELIEVABLE! stupid cheese). and all of my housewife chores that i need to accomplish involve water.. and today is obviously devoted to housewife chores since my greasy ass can NOT leave the house in the state i am in. i had the same plan yesterday though.. and i ended up going shopping, which is my newest bad hobby. whoops. but today i am far too greasy to let the real world see me, so i will vacuum and dust and hide all our dirty dishes and clothes, somehow.

and i'm clearly becoming dellusional, because i just saw a commercial with an old man at a fruit stand and i thought "i should just open a fruit stand" it's seriously not hard, i could totally do it. i worked at one for like two years, and i practically ran the damn thing because no one else there worked. i'm just not sure why i would want one of my own. aside from the fact that i could, and that i love fruit. yeah and i could bake bread and sell it there too!

...the tv is influencing me way too much this morning.